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PostSubject: TEXT KOTS FOR TOTS   Mon Dec 08, 2008 4:36 pm



kahit anu, post nio lang d2..para di masikip sa inbox mu.tas para pde balik-balikan..hahaha! tas paki-classify nalang kung LOVE KOTS, SAD LOVE KOTS, o KOTS FOR TOTS ETC.

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PostSubject: Re: TEXT KOTS FOR TOTS   Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:04 pm

SAD LOVE KOT:

"Dont hold too long to what's never meant, sometimes we need to set things free before it hurts us badly."


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PostSubject: Re: TEXT KOTS FOR TOTS   Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:14 pm

FUNNY LOVE KOT:

I wanna be your angel who'd protect, guide & love you.

Who would always be there at your side.

Pero panu b ko maging angel?


Kung ngiti mu pa lan..

nadedemonyo na ko! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: TEXT KOTS FOR TOTS   Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:18 pm

FUNNY KOT:

Me: Kuya palod po..

Retailer: smart, globe, tm, sun?

Me: Globe po.

Retailer: anung number mu?

Me: 0917..

Retailer: oh...

Me: 143

Retailer: Lav u too..

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: TEXT KOTS FOR TOTS   Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:00 am

twilight's best lines Smile

You were right - I'm definitely fighting fate trying to keep you alive.

Do you really believe that you care more for me than I do for you?

Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving.

Darkness is so predictable, don't you think?

Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb ...
Bella: Stupid lamb.
Edward: Sick, masochistic lion.

As you are not addicted to any illegal substances, you probably can't empathize completely.

Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?

Edward: Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Bella: Drunk?
Edward: You're intoxicated by my very presence.

If I could dream at all, it would be about you.

I should make this harder for you, definitely. You only have to risk your life every second you spend with me, that's surely not much. You only have to turn your back on nature, on humanity ... what's that worth?

Just because I'm resisting the wine doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet.

I may not be a human, but I am a man.

Your hair looks like a haystack ... but I like it.

I could hardly leave in the clothes I came in - what would the neighbors think?

Bella: I love you.
Edward: You are my life now.

What am I going to do with you? Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!

You're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?

Bella: Emmett?
Edward: Well, he thinks I'm a lunatic, it's true, but he doesn't have a problem with you.

Actually, Esme wouldn't care if you had a third eye and webbed feet.

I could walk home faster than this truck moves.

You smell so good in the rain.

It seems I'm going to have to tamper with your memory.

If you let anything happen to yourself - anything at all - I'm holding you personally responsible.

You fell down two flights of stairs and through a window.... You have to admit, it could happen.

They gave you a few transfusions. I didn't like it - it made you smell all wrong for a while.

A sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand ...

I DONT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU ~
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PostSubject: Re: TEXT KOTS FOR TOTS   Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:49 pm

SA BAKERY.
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba, sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
Honeymoon:
BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Diba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!!
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin mlakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino b talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Magsyota naglalakad sa park:
GF: Hon, ihi muna ako
BF: Dyan ka nalang sa damuhan...
Habang umiihi, kinapkap ni BF ang legs ni GF nang may mahawakan syang mahaba sa gitna nito...
BF: Anak ng?! Bading ka ba o nagpalit na ng kasarian??
GF: Sira! Nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon. Tumatae na ako.
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
BF : May ibibigay akong gift sayo, pero hulaan mo muna!
GF: Sige, clue naman...
BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD! SMILE!!!
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PostSubject: Re: TEXT KOTS FOR TOTS   Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:18 am

hahaha .. ntawa aco dun sa honeymoon preng prans XD

more more !!
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PostSubject: Re: TEXT KOTS FOR TOTS   Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:44 pm

wahaha srap nga
ulitin e ibasa dun sa HONEYMOON
xD lol! lol!

NURSE: nasa isip mo ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: siyempre man! OO!
[Nurse natuwa..]
NURSE: asan ba pamilya mo?
BALIW: nasa isip ko. Tanga ba you?

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ITA: halika pating, kainin mo ko.
PATING: wag mo kong lokohin. Di ako tanga! Pusit ka!
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